Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.
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Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. More coverage: onion.com
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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society.
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CIA's "Facebook" Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs
from Onion News Network Season 1 Episode 9
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Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet
Full coverage tonight at 10/9c only on IFC TV. The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed. Original photo: yfrog.com
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. More coverage at: www.onion.com
- TheOnion
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Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident
After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. More coverage at: onion.com
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The Onion Movie Trailer
This just in...The Onion invades DVD! Based on the wildly popular satirical newspaper hailed by The New Yorker as "the funniest publication in the United States," The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world... Taking aim at pop stars, party gam...
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: onion.com
- TheOnion
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
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World Premiere Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - The Onion
Would you like to discover more about this game? Be sure to visit DeltaGamer: deltagamer.com Name: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Release date: November 8, 2011 Platform(s): PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 Publisher(s): Activision Blizzard Developer(s): Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games
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Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s
Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s
Feds Break Up Brutal Las Vegas Man-Fighting Ring
President Obama asks the nation this week why on Earth he would want to serve for another term, a Christmas card ominously makes no mention of the twins, and the prime minister of Norway gets laid. It's the week of January 2nd, 2012.
- TheOnion
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